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The Morris County Municipal Utilities Authority will conduct a Household Hazardous Waste Disposal and Computer/T.V. Drop-off event on Saturday, Aug. 1, from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Morris County Public Safety Training Academy, 500 West Hanover Ave., Parsippany.

Saint Barnabas Medical Center invites children between the ages of 4 and 8 to Lions, Tigers and Bears, Oh My!, a free Teddy Bear Clinic on Wednesday, July 22, 2009. Kids can bring their teddy bears or favorite stuffed animals to the clinic to learn about medical equipment and procedures to become comfortable with visiting a hospital.

Nancy And David Stone, residents of Short Hills will be presented the America’s Best Jeweler award at a ceremony on July 26 in New York along with twenty-four other jewelry retailers.

The Summit Jewish Community Center, 67 Kent Place Boulevard, Summit, NJ, is offering a novel and fun way to welcome a summer Shabbat.

On Friday evening, July 31 at 6:00 pm, the SJCC will hold "Shabbat Under the Stars" on the synagogue grounds. This is a friendly way to mark the beginning of the Sabbath and take advantage of the chance to celebrate and worship outside.

When victims of sexual assault need a steady hand to help them through a life crisis, they can turn to trained volunteer advocates at the Union County Rape Crisis Center for support. To find out how to volunteer, call the center’s hotline at 908-233-7273.

On the night of last year’s Grammy Awards broadcast, the country watched international piano superstars Herbie Hancock and Lang Lang transform Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue with a special two-piano arrangement. The collaboration was so electric that the two virtuosos conceived a duo tour currently playing to audiences worldwide.